“ok, it’s now time for me to learn…” types name into google “… who Kim Kardashian is.”
Who?
January 9, 2012Disparaging food blogs at dinner
October 28, 2011“smitten kitchen doesn’t know what she’s talking about. She’s got this fancy logo, oh, look at my fancy logo”
“move over, you’re all up in my grill”
February 9, 2011When I was hogging the covers.
Kansas City weekend vacation digest
August 23, 2010“Do I have to wear a tux to your wedding?” — to Ryan G., after not noticing a change in conversation topic.
“I mean–what are the numbers?” — to Darla, after she admonished him for assuming her cat is straight.
“Yeah, this song was released in 1991.” — identifying a Live song’s release date as soon as it started on the jukebox.
“This is just like a ‘Friends’ episode.” — watching Lisa Kudrow on “Who Do You Think You Are,” this show where celebrities research their family tree (in retrospect, if I were going to scientifically engineer a show for Lee to hate, that would be it.)
“I bought it at Goodwill.” — about his 2004 Lance Armstrong charity race T-shirt, which I always assumed he actually participated in.
“Or so they claim.” –after someone told his friends in Florida he was Maneater EIC. He then constructed an elaborate extended metaphor comparing his EIC term to the presidency of Harry Truman (I was many beers deep by now and I assume Lee was too.)
Big plans for the weekend: oil change, trip to south Georgia, putting the backseat back in my car. (Backseat’s back, alright!)
July 22, 2010Lee’s G-status, spotted by eagle-eyed G-chatter Roseann.
I probably won’t call him, but I might drop him an IM. You know, an instant message.
March 8, 2010Lee, to me, on the phone, after I suggested he call Elliot to congratulate him on his internship. Our phone call was full of gems, which also included
“Shit man, if I got into that many law schools I’d be drunk every day! Coasting!” on Sarah’s post-college opportunities.
Yeah, their freshman qb did well. I could hardly put my pants on as a freshman, much less throw a football accurately
January 8, 2010Lee, via Twitter, about the Texas game.
I know that guy. That’s me.
January 1, 2010Lee on people appearing in photos on his screensaver.
This just in from the Times/Herald Tallahassee bureau:
December 31, 20095:20 Lee Logan came back
Lee Logan
5:21
I had to jack up my desk to I could plug in a mini fridge
like with my car jack
Lee Logan
5:22
which normally would have raised eyebrows, but I’m totally here by myself!!!
“I Was going 80 and he passed me! Damn.”
December 27, 2009About a Texas state trooper.
