“Do I have to wear a tux to your wedding?” — to Ryan G., after not noticing a change in conversation topic.
“I mean–what are the numbers?” — to Darla, after she admonished him for assuming her cat is straight.
“Yeah, this song was released in 1991.” — identifying a Live song’s release date as soon as it started on the jukebox.
“This is just like a ‘Friends’ episode.” — watching Lisa Kudrow on “Who Do You Think You Are,” this show where celebrities research their family tree (in retrospect, if I were going to scientifically engineer a show for Lee to hate, that would be it.)
“I bought it at Goodwill.” — about his 2004 Lance Armstrong charity race T-shirt, which I always assumed he actually participated in.
“Or so they claim.” –after someone told his friends in Florida he was Maneater EIC. He then constructed an elaborate extended metaphor comparing his EIC term to the presidency of Harry Truman (I was many beers deep by now and I assume Lee was too.)
Tags: beer, being mean, bow ties, clothing, Darla, dinner, drinking, Florida, gaming the system, lee's ideas
