The club can’t even handle me right now

April 23, 2012 by

Lee’s Gstatus right now.


“I feel like the almond people are just pushing almonds on us.”

April 20, 2012 by

From the guy who can’t resist a bogo snack sale at the grocery store.

“just one second, I gotta put my phone down and put on my shades so I look cool”

April 7, 2012 by

While on the phone.


April 4, 2012 by

Anna says,
I told Darla that I was pretty sure I (drunkenly?) wrote a couple of choice Lee quotes on the paper tablecloth at their wedding but could only remember one. It turns out I took a picture of the quote, and I just found it on my phone today! Unfortunately, it is the same one.

“do you want to watch an episode of the hunger throne of horns whatever it is?”

April 4, 2012 by

“you mean, game of thrones?”

I can’t believe you guys came all this way!

March 30, 2012 by

“That’s like, a million miles, combined!”

Lee, to me, Roseann and Elliot, who came from Missouri, Missouri and Portland, respectively, to his Georgetown, Texas wedding.

Lee: tell darla she has to post more

March 30, 2012 by

Lee:  I mentioned she had 2 entries for all of 2011

the whole year!
and she was all, “maybe you didn’t say anything clever”
to which I said, “oh yeah, THAT’S it”


January 9, 2012 by

“ok, it’s now time for me to learn…” types name into google “… who Kim Kardashian is.”

Disparaging food blogs at dinner

October 28, 2011 by

“smitten kitchen doesn’t know what she’s talking about. She’s got this fancy logo, oh, look at my fancy logo”

“move over, you’re all up in my grill”

February 9, 2011 by

When I was hogging the covers.